On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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