I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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