i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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