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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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