so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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