Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

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watch out for the queen of hearts

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fuucck i forgot ab her

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(404): View more from Georgia

You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.

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(310): View more from California

I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.

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(951): View more from California

Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.

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