good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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