not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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