doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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