we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
