Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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