Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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