I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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