the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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