How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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