guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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