her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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