Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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