Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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