can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
