So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Even my vagina gasped.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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