We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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