I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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