I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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