Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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