I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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