And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I intend to get homeless drunk
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Randomize
