For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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