So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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