Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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