im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Your dad touched me again.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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