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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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