Apparently you make a good broom.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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