Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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