They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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