Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Be still, my beating vagina.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
