Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Randomize
