dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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