Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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