he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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