Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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