I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize