There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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