Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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