Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
smell my finger.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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