Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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