Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
it was like eating out sand paper
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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