Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Randomize
