you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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