Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
NoShamevember. You game?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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