if you like me you must not know who I am
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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