I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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