just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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