remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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