I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You were trust falling into bushes
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I love you. Go after that dick
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