once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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